types of girlfriends

Types O' Gals as galfrends

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[NOTE: PURELY A WORK OF ART AND FICTION.THEREZ NO MOTIVE TO HURT ANYBODY'S FEELING.]

=Ms.Nice Gal=

Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat

Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly

Disadvantages: May wise up someday.

Live example: umm ... u*** n n***.. {psst.had to write u***'s name re} !

=Old Yeller=

Also Known As: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady

Advantages: Pays attention to you.

Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans

Live example: h*******; a close frend o u***, name withheld, else will have to

make do wid half a leg n face

=Sickly=

Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy

Advantages: Predictable

Disadvantages: Contagious

Live example: all of dem (am i being rather bluntly honest?)

=The Boss=

Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain

Advantages: Often right

Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

Live example: surely M*** .. gads Poor Tanuj !:P!

=Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied=

Also Known As: The Fretter,Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey

Advantages: Easily soothed

Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

Live example: s***** easily fits da bill here . :)

=Wild Woman=

Also Known As: Fast Girl,Freewheeler, Unconscious

Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

Live example: J** :D ... heee heeeh heee hee eee eeee *faint*

=Huffy=

Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg,Snarly

Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.

Disadvantages: You will have no friends.

Live example: >error< no match found as of yet !! phew !! BUT maybe p*** !! :)

=Woman from Mars=

Also Known As: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic

Advantages: Entertaining,unfathomable

Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.

Live example: wud luv to name sum1 but its better kept for guessing a*******

=Ms. Dreamgirl=

Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One

Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited

Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.

Live example: >error< cant continue search with "dreamgirl" and "Ms. Right" attributes

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Ash

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