Types O' Gals as galfrends
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[NOTE: PURELY A WORK OF ART AND FICTION.THEREZ NO MOTIVE TO HURT ANYBODY'S FEELING.]
=Ms.Nice Gal=
Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
Live example: umm ... u*** n n***.. {psst.had to write u***'s name re} !
=Old Yeller=
Also Known As: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans
Live example: h*******; a close frend o u***, name withheld, else will have to
make do wid half a leg n face
=Sickly=
Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious
Live example: all of dem (am i being rather bluntly honest?)
=The Boss=
Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
Live example: surely M*** .. gads Poor Tanuj !:P!
=Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied=
Also Known As: The Fretter,Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed
Live example: s***** easily fits da bill here . :)
=Wild Woman=
Also Known As: Fast Girl,Freewheeler, Unconscious
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs
Live example: J** :D ... heee heeeh heee hee eee eeee *faint*
=Huffy=
Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg,Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.
Live example: >error< no match found as of yet !! phew !! BUT maybe p*** !! :)
=Woman from Mars=
Also Known As: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining,unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.
Live example: wud luv to name sum1 but its better kept for guessing a*******
=Ms. Dreamgirl=
Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One
Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
Live example: >error< cant continue search with "dreamgirl" and "Ms. Right" attributes
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Ash
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